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If your dog POOPS in our yard, it will be sacrificed to Satan.

If your dog POOPS in our yard, it will be sacrificed to Satan.

$12.00

If your dog POOPS in our yard, it will be sacrificed to Satan.

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If your dog POOPS in our yard, it will be sacrificed to Satan.

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