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Mother, noun. A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noises, and see out of the back of her head.

Mother, noun. A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noises, and see out of the back of her head.

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Mother, noun. A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noises, and see out of the back of her head.

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Mother, noun. A person with the ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noises, and see out of the back of her head.

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