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When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then, the male growa a new tallywhacker. If that is not the most epic way to tell someone to “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is

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When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then, the male growa a new tallywhacker. If that is not the most epic way to tell someone to “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is.

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When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then, the male growa a new tallywhacker. If that is not the most epic way to tell someone to “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is.

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