Caution Naughty
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IDGAF
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If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes, then it was not you who decided to have sex.
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It’s a “F*ck Off” from me.
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It’s beginning to look a lot like f*ck this.
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It’s better to be full of wine than full of sh*t.
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Listen, I’m a nice person. So, if I’m a bitch to you, you need to ask yourself why.
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Merde! Merde! Merde!
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My husband said he was taking Viagra for his sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it helps keep the sheets off his legs.
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My spirit animal is a don’t-f*cking care bear.
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My swear jar could finance the f**king space program.
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Oooh Charades! Two words?second one is OFF?
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Shit happens. Step over it.
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Sometimes you just have to chuck it in the f*ck it bucket and move on.
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The short answer is no. The long answer is oh fuck no.
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Thou shall not judge because thou has f*cked up before too.
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Today I learned the average person has 8 different sexual partners in their life. Today I also learned I am a ho!
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