Holidays
Holidays
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I basted the turkey with Vodka.
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I belong with you, you belong with me, you’re my sweetheart.
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I can’t decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl or just a total slut.
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I carrot wait for the Easter Bunny to visit.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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I could totally go for you right now.
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I didn’t want to fall in love, not at all, but at some point you smiled and holy crap I blew it.
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I don’ need Halloween, I ghost people all year long.
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I feel a sin coming on.
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I hate it when the elves help me decorate the tree.
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I have risen. Let’s call the day yeaster.
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I have so so so much love for you in my heart that is doesn’t fit.
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I hope the easter bunny brings me a basket full of wine.
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I hope your holiday breakdown is filled with joy.
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I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
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I like big pies.
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