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5 Tips For Women: 1. Its is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. . It is important to find a man you can count on and who doesn’t lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you

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50 Shades of Earl Grey

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90% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.

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95% of my arm strength comes from blow drying my hair.

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99 Red Baboons

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A bee is willing to end its own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that l

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A cop pulled me over and said “Papers?” I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

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A cop pulled me over and said, “Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?”I replied,”Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?”

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A fruit you can spit! Canlife get any better?

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A funny thing happened today on my ay to work. I turned the radio on and “Highway to Hell” was playing. Coincidene?

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A lady walked by me and said “no mask?” I said “no panties either”. That shut her up.

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A man who strives to be a sugar Daddy, but just doesn’t have the funds to pull it off.

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A Northern Fairytale begins, ” Once Upon A Time. . . ” A Southern Fairytale begins, “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this. . .

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A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it and it’s half empty?

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A woman can only run as fast as her boobs will allow her.

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Abso f*ckinglutely.

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