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Finally shaved my legs and donated it to Locks of Love

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Fine. I won’t give up. But I will cuss the ENTIRE time.

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Fine. We’ll compromise. I’ll get my way and you’ll find a way to be okay with that.

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First time in 15 years I can bend over and touch my toes. Bad news is I did it with my boobs.

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Firt rule of cleaning while listening to music: Never, ever use the toilet brush as a microphone.

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Flowers say you’re sorry. Chanel says you’ve learned your lesson.

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For $250 an hour I will pose as a couples therapist and tell your spouse they are wrong about everything.

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For all the young girls getting tatoos, remember: A butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack when you get older.

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For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here is an update for you: Nowadays, 80% of women are agaisnt marriage. Why? Because women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little saus

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For all those women who say ” All men are the same” Nobody said try them all!

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For all you guys wearing skinny jeans? I think you took the phrase “getting into her pants” the wrong way.

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Forgive and forget? I’m neither Jesus nor do I have alzheimer’s.

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Fork You

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Fowl Language

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Friday is my second favorite f word. After food.

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Friday is my second favorite F-word.

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