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I always take a deep breath before I greet a man. It thrusts my breasts forward.
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I always tell people ‘I’m almost there’ even though I haven’t left the house.
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I am a 4.5 but at Wal-Mart, I’m a solid 9.
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I am a nice person. Just don’t push the bitch button.
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I am a Victoria’s Secret model.
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I am essentially sort of a fun-loving person who really just wants to sit around and eat pies.
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I am going to be very busy in the afterlife. The list of people I’m going to haunt grows every day.
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I am not above slashing my own tires to avoid going to this family brunch.
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I am not an early bird or a night owl.I am some form of peranently exhausted pigeon.
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I am not the type of person you should put on speaker phone.
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I am putting you on my to-do list.
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I am ridiculously amazing.
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I am so happy I do not have a thigh gap, I almost dropped my phone in the toilet this morning but luckily I caught it with Thunder and Lightning.
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I am somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace.
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I am the girl who listens to gangsta rap on the way to the farmers market after yoga.
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I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.
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