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I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.
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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I want to go grocery shopping like it’s 1999.
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I don’t want buns of steel as much as I want buns of cinnamon.
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I don’t want to go back to work.
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I don’tfeel like folding the laundry. So I just restart the dryer.
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I dont always diet and exercise. But when I do, I expect the results to be dramatic and spectacular!
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I dont always go the extra mile, but when I do, it is because I missed my exit.
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I dont always roll a joint, but when I do, its ususally my ankle.
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I dont judge people by the color of their skin, I judge them by the color of their teeth!
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I dont like pantyhose. Every time I pass alittle gas, I blow my slippers off!
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I dont like to brag, but today I washed and dried a load of clothes on the same day without forgetting I had stuff in the wash.Its like Im some kind of domestic ninja.
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I dont like to call it revenge? returning the favor sounds so much nicer.
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I dont normally eat chocolate chip cookies. But when I do I eat a dozen.
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I dont regret burning my bridges. I gret that some people werent on those bridges when I burnt them
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I dont speak jealous, slut or revenge. I do speak Punch-A-Bitch Would you like a lesson?
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I dont understand why so many of you are unhappy. They sell Vodka where you are, dont they?
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