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if you are happy and you know it, it’s your meds.

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If you are one of those people who refuse to wear a mask because you’re concerned about enough oxygen getting to your brain, don’t worry?that ship has sailed.

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If you are sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you just stare straight ahead and say “Did you bring the money?

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If you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed, you can always be the hoe

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If you don’t use fast food napkins as Kleenex in your car, you must be in a whole different tax bracket.

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If you ever get an email about ham, salt, pork and preservatives, don’t open it. It’s spam.

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If you ever get caught sleeping on the job? Slowly raise your head and say, “in Jesus name we pray.

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If you get a LOAN from a bank, you’ll be payingit back for 30 years. If you ROB a bank. Follow me for more financhial advice.

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If you give me a minute, I think I can Make things worse.

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If you happen to be hangin’ out with Julio down by the schoolyard, steer clear of Rosie. She’s the queen of Corona.

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If you have stencilled on eyebrows, I can’t hear a word you’re saying because I’m staring at them.

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If you haven’t seen me in awhile, I’m fat now. You don’t have to tell me.

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If you liked it you should have put a Monogram on it.

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If you mix Tabasco in your hand sanitizer it will not only kill germs but also teach you not to touch your face and eyes.

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If you ring this doorbell during Yellowstone, I’m sending Rip to take you to the train station.

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If you see me in the kitchen with a knife, Now Is Not The Time.

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