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In Pajamas. All Day. Everyday.

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In the event of a tornado or other natural diaster, place weiners and/or cheese slices in your pocke

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In the future, my grandchildren may ask about the global crisis of 2020 and how the world was tragically out of TP.I plan to tell them we had to drag our butts up the hill and in the snow.

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Instead of cleaning the house, I turn off the lights!

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Instead of the John, I call my bathroom Jim?that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning!

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Invest in inflation. It is the only thing going up.

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Is anyone really confident with how they say Worcestershire Sauce?

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Is it just me or does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore?

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Is it really necessary for the first square of the toilet paper roll to be glued down?

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Is it rude to look at someone and start singing “If only you had a brain” to them?

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Is it rude to throw a breathe mint in someone’s mouth when they are talking?

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It ain’t food if it ain’t fried.

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It can be a whole shootout in the microwave and the food will still be cold.

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It could always be worse

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It could be worse. We could be camping.

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It is getting harder to tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen and pour myself a cup of ambition.

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