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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza.
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Mess with me and you mess with the whole traikler park.
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Milk and Wookiee
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Mirrors don’t lie and lucky for you, they don’t laugh.
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Moody without Foody
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Most people want a perfect relationship. I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in commercials.
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Mother Clucker
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Mother Forker
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Motherhood is when you’ve become a little person’s snack bitch.
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My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like, “nah, girl, you’re good.
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My body is a temple; ancient, crumbling, probably cursed and filled with unspeakable horror.
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My boobs are big because I keep all my rage stored there.
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My brain cells, hair cells and skin cells continue to die. But my stubborn fat cells seem to have et
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My ceiling fan has three speeds: 1) Barel Movig 2) Kinda feels like it’s working 3) It’s gonna fly off the ceiling and kill someone.
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My current body type is like you can sorta tell I workout. But you can also tell that I don’t say no when someone offers me a cookie.
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My dance style ranges from a white person at a barbeque to a stipper whose rent is due tomorrow.
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