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My middle finger salutes you.

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My mom didn’t raise no dummy, and if she did it was my sister.

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My moods son’t just swing?they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, scillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette

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My music taste is so hard to describe, that it’s basically everything but the songs I don’t like.

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My neighbors quarantine seems to be going well.She just hung a sign off her front porch: “My husband is for sale.

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My new go to move is to yawn in front of people so they will yawn and I can say “You’re tired. I should go.”

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My pastor gave a sermon to the children in Sunday School. “Why do you think I wear this collar?”, he asked. One kid answered, “Because it kills ticks and fleas for 30 days.”

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My rap name is Lil Hungry.

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My self esteem has tow levels. I’m worthless and desrve no love?

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My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door?I just know it.

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My Squad: Blanche, Dorothy, Sophia Rose

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My stomach is flat. The L is silent.

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My super power is being able to take my Bra off without taking my shirt off.

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My teenager told me she wants to go someplace where nobody will bother her. It’s a dream we both share.

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My weapons of mass destruction are my brains and my boobs.

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My wrinkles are all from laughter. Except

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