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One relationship away from being a country song.

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One year closer to Granny Panties.

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Our bums are no longer tight, and our breasts no longer perky.The skin under our chin makes us look like a turkey. What once was flat, is now more round and things without support hang down to the ground.

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Our family is just one tent away from a full blown circus!

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Our morning does not look like a cereal commercial. Our morning looks like an episode of the Walking Dead.

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Our pet mouse, Elvis, died last night. He was caught in a trap.

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Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just Kidding” is my favorite.

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Pack your bags?we’re going on a Guilt Trip!

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Panic Button

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Paperback Writer

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Pastor (noun) A hardcore devil-stomping ninja warrior empowered by the Holy Spirit

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peezing. noun. Sneezing and peeing at the same time.

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People ask me if I exercise and I tell them I do crunches: Captain crunch and Nestle Crunch.

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People say “You never know what you have until it’s gone.” Well?I know what I had and I’m glad it’s gone.

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People start coughing and worry they have Coronavirus. I cough and just pray I don’t pee my pants.

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People who pronounce ‘vase’ like ‘voz’ makes me want to punch them inb the ‘foz’.

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