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Some people hear little voices inside their heads. I hear little chocolates being unwrapped.

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Some people outgrow childish Shenanigans. Some of us master them.

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Some people ride the crazy train

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Some things are better left unsaid. That’s usually the stuff I blurt right out.

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Someday we’ll be two sweet little old ladies. You go first.

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Someone asked me if I was living in sin.And I said,"Oh yes, I moved there years ago."

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Sometimes even I can’t tell if I’m being sacastic or if I’m relly just a bitch.

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Sometimes I check out my cleavage abd think WOW?that’s where the rest of my cookie went!

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Sometimes I get depressed. But then I remember I have big boobs and that makes everything better.

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Sometimes I look at my friends and wonder’ “where did I meet these people?

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Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, "HOLY CRAP", "I’m a freakin’ sexy beast!".

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Sometimes I pee when I laugh.

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Sometimes I stare at my sleeping children, completely in awe of their beauty.

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Sometimes I think I am reasonably intelligent, and sometimes I click the remote car door lock a second or third time for extra lockiness.

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Sometimes I think of something so wrong and inapropriate that my little black heart skips a beat with delight.

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Sometimes I wonder if all this is happening because I didn’t forward that email to 10 people.

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