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The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF

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The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the places I touch most. I have a feeling this is going to burn.

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The main function of the little toe is to make sure that all the furniture in the house is in place.

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The man on the news said that at the end of the day, what’s going to keep you safe is common sense. Some of y’all are in trouble.

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The more I get to know people?the more I realize why Noah only let animals board the ark.

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The most unused household item during Quarantine 2020: Bras.

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The Mothership is a taco truck.

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The officer asked me if I knew I had a tail light out. I told him no, because I drive from the insid

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The older I get, the more I understand why Roosters start their day off by screaming.

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The older you get,The tougher it is to lose weight, because by then you body and your fat are really good friends.

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The only instant messaging I do is with my middle finger.

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The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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The only think that keeps me going is how brilliant and amazing I am.

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The panic, market crash and toilet paper hoarding over the COVID-19 is a good indicator of why the public can never be told what’s really going on in Area 51.

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The path to inner peace begins with four words?not my effing problem.

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The reason I buy bread.

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