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wanted: someone to hand feed me cheetos so my fingers don’t turn orange. No wierdos.

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Watching my daughter at the park earlier. Another parent aske, Which one is yours? Just for fun,

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Way too many stories about my family end with ” and that’s why we’re not allowed to go back there anymore!

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We all get heavier as we get older because there is a lot more information in our heads. So, I’m not

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We are all brave in our own way. For example, I am not afraid of raw cookie dough.

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We are all brave until we realize the cockroach has wings.

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We are all maturre until someone brings out the bubble wrap.

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We are going to be really cool old ladies.

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We are going to bre friends forever. Best friends until we’re old and gray. But the day you start pooping in your pants, we’re done.

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We are the cool kids

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We have to start thinking about the world we will leve behind for Betty White when we are all gone.

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We haven’t seen any new pictures of Bigfoot lately. I hope he’s OK.

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We put ‘Made with Love’ on our creations because ‘Made with cursing, 2 trips to the craft store and lots of wine’doen’t convey the same message.

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We should all be issued one tranquilizer dart that can be used on one person each day.

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We were so excited about our garden we wet our plants!

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We’ll try to visit. We’ll try harder if there’s pie.

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