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What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopen.

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What the flock?

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What would McGyver do?

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What you eat standing up doesn’t count.

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What’s a Queen without her King? Well, Quite frankly, more powerful.

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Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries.

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When a male octopus finds a mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then, the male growa a new tallywhacker. If that is not the most epic way to tell someone to “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is

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When a male octopus finds his mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new tallywhacker.If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is.

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When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he will get lucky. A woman already knows.

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When a woman reaches a certain age, they start collecting cats. This is called Many Paws.

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When a woman wears leather clothing, a man’s heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry and he goes weak in the knees. Wonder why? She smells like a new truck.

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When Alice Cooper said “school’s out forever” I didn’t take him for a prophet?

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When all this is over, which metting di go to first? Weight Watchers or AA?

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When checking out at WalMart with my 1,000 boxes of ammo and three carts full of toilet paper, I look at the cashier and with a straight face say, Zombie Apocalypse.

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When crumbs fall down your shirt, They’ve been booby trapped.

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When did my muffin top turn into a five layer cake?

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