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Some people are not shaking hands because of the Coronavirus. I’m not shaking hands because everyone is out of toilet paper.

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Some people call it ‘blacking out’. I call it a ‘booze nap’.

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Some people call it bitching. I call it Vebal Therapy Release. It’s all about perspective.

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Some people can have all the lights on and still be in the dark.

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Some people couldn’t be nice even if a unicorn shoved a fairy wand up their butt while Judy Garland was singing Somewhere Over The Rainbow.

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Some people hear little voices inside their heads. I hear little chocolates being unwrapped.

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Some people outgrow childish Shenanigans. Some of us master them.

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Some people ride the crazy train

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Some things are better left unsaid. That’s usually the stuff I blurt right out.

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Some women want to be wined and dined. I want to be margarita’d and taco’d.

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Somebody left a grocery list in my cart that said “wine and stuff to eat with wine’, so I am pretty sure my soulmate is out there.

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Someday we’ll be two sweet little old ladies. You go first.

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Someone asked me if I was living in sin.And I said,"Oh yes, I moved there years ago."

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Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.

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Someone should open a drive-thru that just sells fries and wine.

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Sometimes even I can’t tell if I’m being sacastic or if I’m relly just a bitch.

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