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The older I get, the more I understand why Roosters start their day off by screaming.

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The older you get,The tougher it is to lose weight, because by then you body and your fat are really good friends.

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The only instant messaging I do is with my middle finger.

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The only men I trust? Jim, Jack, and Jose!+

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The only reason I have a home phone is so I can find my cell phone.

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The only think that keeps me going is how brilliant and amazing I am.

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The panic, market crash and toilet paper hoarding over the COVID-19 is a good indicator of why the public can never be told what’s really going on in Area 51.

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The parenting skill I’m most proud of is being able to shove a whole candy bar in my mouth and still talk normally when a kid walks in.

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The path to inner peace begins with four words?not my effing problem.

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The Quarantini-It’s just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house.

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The reason I buy bread.

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The recommended age for Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.

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The secret to enjoying wine: 1. Open the bottle & allow it to breathe. 2. When it does not breathe, give it mouth-to-mouth.

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The sheet has finally hit the fan.

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The short answer is no. The long answer is oh fuck no.

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The should make Lunchable for Mom, vut with wine, cheese, and choclate.

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