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A 3-year old boy was checking himself out while taking a bath. ‘Mom”, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ pointing to his private parts. ‘Not yet’, she replied.

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A bee is willing to end its own life just to cause you a tiny amount of pain. I can relate to that l

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A cop pulled me over and said “Papers?” I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

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A cop pulled me over and said, “Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?”I replied,”Your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?”

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A day without wine is like…?Just kidding, I have no idea.

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A fruit you can spit! Canlife get any better?

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A funny thing happened today on my ay to work. I turned the radio on and “Highway to Hell” was playing. Coincidene?

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A girl needs her accessories!

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A kid asks his dad, “What’s a man?” The dad says a man is someone who is responsible and cares for their family.”The kid sasys,”I hope one day I can be a man, Just like Mom!

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A lady walked by me and said “no mask?” I said “no panties either”. That shut her up.

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A man who strives to be a sugar Daddy, but just doesn’t have the funds to pull it off.

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A meal without wine is called breakfast.

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A mothers sacrifice isn’t giving birth. It’s 9 months without wine.

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A new study suggests that drinking prolongs your life. Looks like I am going to be immortal.

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A Northern Fairytale begins, ” Once Upon A Time. . . ” A Southern Fairytale begins, “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this. . .

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A push-up bra is like a bag of chips. You open it and it’s half empty?

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