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I believe in the power of positive drinking.

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I belong to the Secret Society of Sisters who kill spiders with hairspray.

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I belong with you, you belong with me, you’re my sweetheart.

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I bet the reason it’s called “Almond Milk” is because no one could ever say “Nut Juice” and keep a straight face.

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I bought a dozen doughnuts and ate 11 of them, so I know a thing or two about healthy eating decisions.

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I burn about 2000 calories every time I put on fitted sheets by myself.

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I came home and my dog peed a little because he was glad to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me.

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I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced me steps, got lost on the way back?

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I came. I mowed. I kicked grass.

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I can do it a number of ways. Straight up, neat, on the rocks .Or, if you are flexible, with a twist

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I can rise and shine. Just not at the same time.

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I can’t put a space heater under my desk because that’s where I hide my alcohol!

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I can’t wait until I’m old enough to pretend I can’t hear.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life?

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I can’t decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl or just a total slut.

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I can’t really walk the walk or talk the talk. But if you need someone to drink the drink, I’m your girl!

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