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I don’t understand how people have to ‘get ready for bed’. I am always ready for bed.

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I don’t understand women who wear pink camo. I’m like, what are you hunting? Flamingoes?

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I don’t usually brag about going to expensive places, but I just left the gas station.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999. I want to go grocery shopping like it’s 1999.

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I don’t want buns of steel as much as I want buns of cinnamon.

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I don’t want to go back to work.

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I don’tfeel like folding the laundry. So I just restart the dryer.

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I don’t always bark at night. But whan I do, it’s for no reason.

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I don’t always diet and exercise. But when I do, I expect the results to be dramatic and spectacular!

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I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do, it is because I missed my exit.

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I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s ususally my ankle.

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I don’t always walk over you. But when I do, I make sure to step on your boobs.

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I don’t drink achohol. I drink distilled spitits. Therefore, I am not an alcoholic, I’m spiritual.

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I don’t give a sip.

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I don’t judge people by the color of their skin, I judge them by the color of their teeth!

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I don’t let my cat outside. I’m worried he might talk to other cats and find out Their owners don’t force them to wear little party hats.

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