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I need my hair done.

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I need something that’s more than coffee but less than cocaine.

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I need to go to Walmart, but I can’t find my pajamas.

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I need to practice social distancing from the refrigerator.

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I never dreamed I’d grow up to be an asshole, but here I am killin’ it.

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I never thought I would be the type of person to get up ealy in the morni ng to exercise. I was righ

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I never use my turn signal. It’s nobody’s business where I’m going.

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I officially have jus bought the first bag of Halloween candy that will not make it to Halloween.

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I officially resign from adulthood, Decisions will be made using the eenie meenie miney moe ethod and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tonque.

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I often worry about the safety of my children, especially the one that is rolling their eyes at me and talking back right now.

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I only have one thing to say to those airport security people?Touch my junk and win a free flight across the terminal.

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I only have pies for you.

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I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

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I pair well with wine

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I picked up a hitchhiker last night. Surprised, he asked, “Why did you pick me up?How do you know I’m not a serial killer?

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I pray for you because I don’t know how to do an exprcism.

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