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I want somebody to stand up at my funeral and say” She didn’t even kike ya’ll

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I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

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I want to go where EVERYBODY knows my name, but the liquor store isn’t open this early.

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I want to grow my own food but I can’t find any bacon seeds.

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I want to live my life like a bear. Eat when I want. Sleep when I want. Kill people in the woods when I want.

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I want to make my name on Facebook “Nobody” so when I see someone post something stupid I can like it and it will say “Nobody likes this.

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I want to shake things up a but at my funeral, so I’m hiring a ventriloquist.

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I want to thank all of my supporters? Maidenform, Hanes, Spanx?

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I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

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I want you all to know, I read your posts while pooping.

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I wanted to like you but then you told me you didn’t like country music so there’s that.

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I wanted to make it really special on Valentines Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

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I was an Easter egg.

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I was born to be wild, but only until 9 pm or so.

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I was in a band called The Valentines and we broke up last week.

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I was so cute when I thought I was tired before I had kids. So Cute.

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