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I’m full of it and by it I mean wine.

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I’m glad we met later in life. I don’t think my mother would have let me play with you.

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I’m going commando under this coat.

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I’m gonna need a refill.

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I’m in a Wal-Mart parking lot watching a woman who can’t remember where she parked. Everytime she holds her remote in the air, I honk my horn.

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I’m just gonna let Jesus fix it. If I fix it?I’m going to jail.

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I’m just here for the chips and salsa.

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I’m just waiting for the marked-down chocolates on February 15th.

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I’m kinda glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I would probably ride one after a few drinks.

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I’m like my Father’s tractor. I may take awhile to warm up, but once I get going, I can turn your topsoil til the cows come home.

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I’m mostly peace, love, sunshine and a little go f*ck yourself.

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I’m never sure if I actually have free time or if I just keep forgetting sh*t.

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I’m not good at push-ups, pull-ups or sit-ups. I’m pretty good at f*ck-ups though.

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I’m not saying I’m a domestic goddess, but I DID just put clothes in the dryer without spillimg my wine.

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I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but you have not seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room, have yoy?

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I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable.

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