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My fellow americans ask not what your country can do for you.

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My fitness goal is to get down to the weight I lied about on my Drivers License.

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My fitness trainer asked me “What kind of squat are you accustomed to doing?” I said, “Diddly.”

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My friend said her kids have A.D.D. I asked, “All different daddies?” Now I’m blocked.

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My goal is to be that old person that everyone is afraid to take out in oublic .

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My goal was to lose 15 pounds this year. Only 20 to go.

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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She is 97 now and we don’t know where the hell she is.

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My happy place is at home, in my bitch cave.

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My haters have only one advantage over me. They can kiss my ass. I can’t.

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My Heart Beats True For The Red White And Blue

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My heart has no room for you, but the trunk of my car definitely does.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on.

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My husband acuses me of not making romantic gestures anymor, but this morning, while backing out of the driveway, I had a perfect opportunity to run him over and chose noyt to.

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My husband said he was taking Viagra for his sunburn. It doesn’t cure it, but it helps keep the sheets off his legs.

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My husband said the spark between us had gone.So I tased him. I’ll ask if it’s back when he wakes up!

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My husband thinks I’m crazy. But I’m not the one who married me.

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