Pets
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Hey There
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Hi! My name is Stop That! But sometimes they call me Get Back Here!
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Hi! My name is Stopthat!
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Hidey Ho Neighbor
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Holy Crap! I’m Batman!
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I came home and my dog peed a little because he was glad to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me.
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I don’t always howl?but when I do, I make sure the neighbors think you’re killing me!
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I don’t care who dies in the movie as long as the dog lives.
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I don’t always bark at night. But whan I do, it’s for no reason.
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I don’t always walk over you. But when I do, I make sure to step on your boobs.
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I don’t let my cat outside. I’m worried he might talk to other cats and find out Their owners don’t force them to wear little party hats.
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I keep the cat box in the guest bedroom. It really cuts down on company overstaying their welcome.
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I kissed a dog and I liked it.
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I know my dog loves me, but if I had a squeaker in me, he would gut me like a fish.
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I love my dog.
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I may seem quiet and reserved. But if you mess with my dog, I will show you a levelof crazy that will make your worst nightmares seem like a walk in the park.
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