Birthday
Birthday
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I’d like to give you a funny card, but at this age there’s a good chance you’ll pee yourself.
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I’m so glad we are going to grow old together and that you have a head start.
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I’m sorry I called you old. I thought you knew.
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If you don’t remember how old you are, you can always look in the back of your undies. Mine say five to six.
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In banana years, you’re bread. Happy Birthday
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In other parts of the world, it is customary to send Birthday Wishes the day after the paerson’s Birthday. I’m appaently from there.
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Is it just me or have you had a lot of birthdays?
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It’s never too late to be what you want to be?unless you want to be younger, then you are screwed.
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It’s probaly time to start lying about your age.
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Just let me know how old we are telling people you are now.
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Late in the evening, far, far away, there is a glow beyond the horizonand I know, deep in my heart, it is you’re birthday cake.
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LETS GIVE UP
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Lying about your age should be easier now that you have trouble remembering what it is.
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May you get as much attention on your birthday as an average millenial feels entitled to every day.
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May you grow so old that you unimtentionay frighten small children.
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May you grow so old that your driving terrifies people.
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