chrislinens
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I don’t speak jealous, slut or revenge. I do speak Punch-A-Bitch Would you like a lesson?
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I hate Tacos said no Juan ever.
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I just want to pee alone.
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I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, ” Hello?” as if the killer is going to be “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwitch?
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I love Thanksgiving! It’s the one day that big thighs are a good thing!
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I need my birthday suit taken in.
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I see scary people.
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I think it is weird that some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
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I thought I was losing weight, but, apparently, my sweat pants came untied.
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I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with the corks.
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I want to shake things up a but at my funeral, so I’m hiring a ventriloquist.
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I whip my hair back and forth. I whip it, I whip it good.
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I’d go running with you, but it makes my boobs thrash around wildly.
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I’m a member of the Thanksgiving Eating Team.
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I’m sleeping with the little drummer boy.
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I’m Stuffed.
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