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I love how in scary movies, the person yells out, ” Hello?” as if the killer is going to be “Yeah, I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwitch?
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I love listening to lies when know the truth.
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I love Thanksgiving! It’s the one day that big thighs are a good thing!
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I love you a little smore every day.
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I need my birthday suit taken in.
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I see scary people.
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I sometimes wonder why I even bother.
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I think it is weird that some days I feel skinny and some days I feel like a busted can of biscuits.
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I thought I was losing weight, but, apparently, my sweat pants came untied.
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I tolerate you.
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I vow to drink more wine so I can do something crafty with the corks.
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I want to shake things up a but at my funeral, so I’m hiring a ventriloquist.
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I wanted to make it really special on Valentines Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours, I watched whatever I wanted on TV.
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I was in a band called The Valentines and we broke up last week.
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I wheelie wheelie wheelie like you.
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I whip my hair back and forth. I whip it, I whip it good.
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