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I am ridiculously amazing.
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I am the boogeyman.
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I belong with you, you belong with me, you’re my sweetheart.
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I can rise and shine. Just not at the same time.
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I can’t decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl or just a total slut.
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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.
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I could totally go for you right now.
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I didn’t see anyone important today, so I will wear these same clothes tomorrow.
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I didn’t want to fall in love, not at all, but at some point you smiled and holy crap I blew it.
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I do five sit ups every morning. It may not sound like very many, but there are only so many times you can hit the snooze button!
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I do very bad things. And I do them very well.
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I don’t speak jealous, slut or revenge. I do speak Punch-A-Bitch Would you like a lesson?
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I hate Tacos said no Juan ever.
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I just want to pee alone.
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I like you more than Kanye likes Kanye.
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I live in a no-fly zone at lease as far as Cupid is concerned.
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