funny quotes
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I will always have a thing for you.
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I would even do the thing Meat Loaf would’nt do for love for you.
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I’m so frickin’ happy you’re mine.
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I’d go running with you, but it makes my boobs thrash around wildly.
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I’d prefer a dozen long stemmed donuts for Valentines Day.
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I’m a member of the Thanksgiving Eating Team.
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I’m sleeping with the little drummer boy.
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I’m Stuffed.
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I’m waiting for the great Pumpkin.
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I’ve never been a millionaire, but I just know I’d be darling at it!
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If a telemarketer calls, give the telephone to your 3 year old and tell her it is Santa.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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If my body were a car I would trade it in on a newer model? Everytime I cough, sneeze or sputter, my radiator leaks and my exhaust backfires.
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If only you knew how terrified I am!
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If the broom fits, ride it!
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If the Indianshad givin the Pilgrims a donkey instead of a turkey, we’d all be having a piece of ass this Thanksgiving.
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