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Don’t scare me. I poop easily!
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Dressing immodestly is like rolling around in manure.Yes, you’ll get attention, but mostly from pigs.
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Drink up,witches!
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Endless hours watching the Food Network has fully prepared me to sit around and watch you cook this Thanksgiving.
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Ever looked at your best friend and wondered"Why the hell aren’t we comedians?"
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Every little thing that you do, baby, I’m amazed by you.
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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirt after all.
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Everything will be fine in the end. If it’s not, it’s not the end.
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Faith, Hope Love
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Feeling Witchy?
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For once, we are going to have a relaxed family get together. This year I am stuffing the Turkey withProzac.
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For Valentines Day, I am having a threesome. Me, Ben and Jerry.
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Get Lit
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Ghostess with the mostess!
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Gingerbread Man
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Give em the bird!
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