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Today’s housekeeping tip: Always keep several get well cards on youtr mantle. That way, if unexpected guests arrive, they’ll think you’ve been SICK and unable to clean.
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Top 12 Best Valentine Sellers-Two Each
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Topiary
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Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the kitchen, I was cooking and cleaning and moaning and bitchin’.
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V is for Vodka.
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Valentine Pink Pick-Up
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Vegetables are a must for Thanksgiving. May I suggest Carrot Cake, Zuccini Bread and Pumpkin Pie?
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Vodka will be me Valentine.
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We are going to bre friends forever. Best friends until we’re old and gray. But the day you start pooping in your pants, we’re done.
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We were so excited about our garden we wet our plants!
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We’re all crazy here.
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What a abunch of turkeys!
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What size do you wear?
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Whatever. I’ll just date myself.
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When Tom receivedthe invite for Thanksgiving Dinner, he did not realize he WAS the dinner!
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Whenever a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on the front porch just to show them what I am capable of.
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