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A cop pulled me over and said "Papers?" I said "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.

A cop pulled me over and said “Papers?” I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

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A cop pulled me over and said “Papers?” I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

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A cop pulled me over and said “Papers?” I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.

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