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When a male octopus finds his mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new tallywhacker.If that isn't the most epic way to tell someone "Go Screw Yourself", I don't know what is.

When a male octopus finds his mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new tallywhacker.If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is.

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When a male octopus finds his mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new tallywhacker.If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is.

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When a male octopus finds his mate, he rips off his tallywhacker and throws it at the female so she can inseminate herself. Then the male grows a new tallywhacker.If that isn’t the most epic way to tell someone “Go Screw Yourself”, I don’t know what is.

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