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?one drink away from tell everyone what I really think.
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A day without wine is like…?Just kidding, I have no idea.
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A girl needs her accessories!
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A meal without wine is called breakfast.
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A new study suggests that drinking prolongs your life. Looks like I am going to be immortal.
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A shot of Vodka before trying on swimwear helps soften the blow. Trust me.
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A true friend reaches for your hand and puts a big gin fizz in it.
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A woman cut in fron of me at the store with a box of tampons, a carton of ice cream and a bottle of wine in her cart. I wasn’t about to mess with that situation.
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Absolut Slut
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Adult Daycare Director AKA The Bartender
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After getting up at stupid o’clock this morning. I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight.
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Alabama Slammer Drink Recipe
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Alcohol increases the size of the send button by 89%.
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Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary.However, I look it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it’s likely tequilya.
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Alcohol should be served in capri sun pouches. When you can’t get the straw in the hole anymore, you’ve had enough.
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Alcohol-Giving you some of the best times you’ll never remember.
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