Cocktails
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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday.
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And I drink to myself?what a wonderful world?
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And then alcohol said “Put that on Facebook, it’s hilarious.” But alcohol was wrong. So very wrong.
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And then I said, “Oh NOOO?my glass is empty! Quick! Call Wine-One-One!
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And then the wine wispered “Say what you really think”
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Any friend of wine is a friend of mine.
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Anyone else thinking about wine right now?
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Anything you can drink, I can drink better!
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Are we drunk? No. Yes. We might be.
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Are we having some drinks or are we having some dranks? I need to dress accordingly.
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Backstreet Becky Drink Recipe
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Bacon cannot solve all our problems. That’s what Tequila is for.
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Beam me up, Jimmy!
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Beer is good, but beers are better.
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Before you get mad, remember, there is no wine in prison.
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Being asked if I want more wine is like being asked if I want more money.
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