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My safe word is Wine
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My sister wants to be cremated when she dies and my best friend wants to be buried. I drink too much
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My sleep number is Grey Goose.
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My vocabulary, afer a few drinks is a mixture of Gordon Ramsey and Chewbacca.
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My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life.
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Mycousin lives in a box at the Trailer Park.
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Namaste and Cabernet
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Needed more motivation in my life, so I moved my treadmill to face the liquor cabinet.
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No-Vino-Phobia The fear of runnimg out of wine.
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No, I won’t be making anything with these corks. Drinking the wine is my craft.
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None of my yoga pants have actually been to yoga.
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Not only do I dance as if nobody’s watching, I also drink like I don’t have to go to work in the morning.
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Nothing says ’I mean business like using a cart at the liquor store.
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Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine.
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Oh No! I bought champagne instead of milk?again.
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Oh what a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day.I’m drinking this whole bottle of Vodka. You better stay out of my way,
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