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Oh, my stars.
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Oh, you’re a foodie? Guess that makes me a drinkie.
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On the rivah drownin’ my livah.
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Once Upon A Time There was a woman who really needed a big glass of wine? It was me. The End
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Once you pop, the fun dont stop.
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One day I intend to be a little old lady in a nursing home that leads the rebellion and puts Vodka in the IV bags.
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One drink away from being sent to the kids table.
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One glass of champagne and I smile, Two and I grin, But three and I’m ever so ready to sin.
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One of these things fixes everything. The other is a roll of tape.
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Our Open Door Policy: If you bring the wine, we open the door.
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Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser. And alcohol makes you not remember any of that crap.
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Pairs well with bitching about others.
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Pardon last night’s texts. That Tequila is one Chatty Cathy.
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Partners in Wine
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People who need people havent tried lemon flavored Vodka.
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Perfect Pair
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