Cocktails
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Tequila Squad
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Tequilia Me
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The best friends don’t care if your bathroom is clean. They just care if you have wine.
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The best part about drinking outdoors is we can’t get thrown out.
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The best part of waking up isVodka, Rum or Brandy in your cup!
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The cocktails are calling I must go.
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The first recruting station of the U.S. Marines was a bar.
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The first thing on my Bucket List is to fill thw bucket with Wine
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The good thing about water is that you can have it in your workplace. Now, what is special about Vodka is that it looks like water.
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The Holy Spirit
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The most expensive part about having kids is all the wine you have to drink
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The officer said, “You drinking?” I said, “You buying?” We laughed and laughed. I need bail money.
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The only men I trust? Jim, Jack, and Jose!+
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The Quarantini-It’s just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house.
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The recommended age for Ouija Board is 8+ years old. So, you need to be 21 to drink alcohol and 8 to summon the devil.
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The secret to enjoying wine: 1. Open the bottle & allow it to breathe. 2. When it does not breathe, give it mouth-to-mouth.
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