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I don?t expect everything handed to me? just set it down wherever.

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I don’t always have time to fold the laundry, but when I do, I don’t.

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I don’t always listen to 80’s music but when I do. So do the neighbors.

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I don’t always make spagetti. But when I do. I make enough to end starvation.

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I don’t cook, But I like to stir the pot.

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I don’t date anymore. I just foster men until they find their forever homes.

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I don’t do weights. But I hold my boobs when I run & surely that has to count for something.

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I don’t give a ship!

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I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar.

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I don’t know how to say this nicely? So I won’t.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now. But if you are going through a rough time?don’t cut your bangs.

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I don’t need a scale. As long as my boobs touch the wall before my stomach, I’m good.

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I don’t really care to debate with you for the mask or no mask. I’m just saying Walmart could’ve started by requiring pants and bras first.

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I don’t sing in the car. I perform.

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I don’t understand how people have to ‘get ready for bed’. I am always ready for bed.

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I don’t understand women who wear pink camo. I’m like, what are you hunting? Flamingoes?

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