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I hate it when I am buying vegetables and when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.

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I hate it when I am in a meeting, everyone is quiet and my stomach decides to sound like a dying whale.

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I hate it when I am singing a song and the artist gets it wrong!

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I hate it when I put something in a “safe place” and then it’s pretty much lost forever.

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I hate it when people accuse me of lolly-gagging hen I am quite learly dilly-dallying.

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I hate it when people say;”Well, it could have been worse.” Well, you know what, Becky? It could have been a hell of a lot better too.

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I hate it when someone rings my doorbell because then I have to drop whatever I am doing to be silent and pretend I’m not home

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I hate Tacos said no Juan ever.

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I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actress.

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I have a ’Dry Clean Only’ sweater that’s about to learn some harsh truths about living with me.

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I have a closet full of voodoo dolls created in the likeness of people I have seen with 11 items in the ’10 or less’ checkout line.

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I have a dinking problem.

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I have a second stomach for desserts!

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I have absolutely no intention of behaving myself.

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I have an irrational fear of wasting a good outfit on an insignificant day.

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I have no idea what I’m doing.

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