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I want to live my life like a bear. Eat when I want. Sleep when I want. Kill people in the woods when I want.

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I want to make my name on Facebook “Nobody” so when I see someone post something stupid I can like it and it will say “Nobody likes this.

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I want to shake things up a but at my funeral, so I’m hiring a ventriloquist.

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I want to thank all of my supporters? Maidenform, Hanes, Spanx?

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I want you all to know, I read your posts while pooping.

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I wanted to like you but then you told me you didn’t like country music so there’s that.

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I was born to be wild, but only until 9 pm or so.

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I was told you can’t expect to eat junk food, never work out and get abs. Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible?so, jot that down.

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I was wondering how you comb your hair so the horns don’t show.

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I whatever’ed when I should have hell no’ed.

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I whip my hair back and forth. I whip it, I whip it good.

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I wish all the fat on my body would fall off and turn into money. Anyone else?

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I wish cake went straight to my boobs!

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I wish Corona could have started in Las Vegas because whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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I wish exercising was as easy as eating.

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I wish I was as thin as I was when I thought I was fat,

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