Humor BEST SELLER
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My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel trying to cross the street.
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My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, “I know, right?
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My Disney Princess name is Taco Belle
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My dream is to one day own a bath tub big enough thay my feet, knees, and boobs can all be under water at the same time.
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My dream job would be driving the Karma Bus.
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My ex was from the land down under. No, not Australia. HELL.
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My family Coat of Arms ties in the back.
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My family is tempermental. Half temper. Half mental..
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My fantasy is having two men at once?one cooking and one cleaning.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch? I call it Lunch.
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My favorite exercise is jumping to the worst conclusions.
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My favorite time of year is when the bugs die.
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My favorite time of year is whenever the bugs all start to die!
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My fitness goal is to get down to the weight I lied about on my Drivers License.
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My fitness trainer asked me “What kind of squat are you accustomed to doing?” I said, “Diddly.”
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My friend said her kids have A.D.D. I asked, “All different daddies?” Now I’m blocked.
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