Birthday
Birthday
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This is the oldest you’ve ever been.
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To my sister. Happy Birthday from the greatest gift our parents ever gave you.
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Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself. Nobody checks.
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Two things to make your birthday better: 1.Do not watch the news. 2.Stay off the bathroom scales.
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Welcome to middle age. No one tells you that rigor mortis starts while you’re still alive.
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Welcome to the cat collecting years.
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Wishing you confetti and cake and presents and alcohol and balloons and all that good birhday shit.
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You Are Loved You Are Brilliant You Are Old
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You are Wax Coke Bottles and Candy Cigarettes Years Old.
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You can cross dying young off your list of things to worry about.
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You need to iron that birthday suit.
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You still look 21?from a distance.
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You want a piece of me?
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You’re not old as long as your boobs and your face are in the same picture. Happy Birthday!
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You’re way less wrinkly than I figured you’d be by now.
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You’ve gotten older. And you know what? It’s a blessing from God.
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