Cocktails
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I want to go where EVERYBODY knows my name, but the liquor store isn’t open this early.
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I want to throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.
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I wasn’t sure what to make for dinner, so I opened a bottle of wine and now I don’t care.
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less!
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I wish I loved exercise as much as I love drinking wine and eating everything.
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I wish I was drunk on a beach in Mexico, being fed taco’s and maragrita’s by Antoni, the sexy cabana boy, whose only English consists of “another margarita, “Princesa?
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I would exercise, but it would make me spill my drink
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I’ll be your spirit guide. I’m the bartender.
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I’m a winer
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I’m chuggin’ it
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I’m full of it and by it I mean wine.
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I’m gonna need a refill.
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I’m kinda glad that dinosaurs are extinct because I would probably ride one after a few drinks.
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I’m not saying I’m a domestic goddess, but I DID just put clothes in the dryer without spillimg my wine.
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I’ve never been the kind of girl looking for a sugar daddy. But, if there is a wine daddyot there. . . message me.
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I’d better have a glass of wine, just to stay focused.
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