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If booze can kill brain cells, why can’t it kill fat cells?
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If by free spirits, you mean an open bar, then yes, I love free spirits!
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If I did one of those wine and paint nights the instructor would be like, “WOW, Look at you? You are really good at wine.
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If I drink too much alcohol, I am an alchoholic. But, If I drink too much Fanta, Does that make me Fantastic?
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If it cantbe fixed with wine, youre not using enough.
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If it involves wine and flip-flop, count me in.
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If it rains, you should pour
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If life has given you lemons, make lemonade, then find omebody whose life has given them Vodka.
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If showing up in a robe and tiara with a box of wine is wrong, then maybe I dont fully comprrehend how casual Friday actually works.
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If Target had a bar, my life would be perfect.
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If the wine ain’t flowin’, I’m not goin’
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If these walls could talk, theyd tell you we are both plastered.
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If they started putting box tops on wine, we could rebuild the entire school.
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If You Are HAPPY And You Know It, TAKE A SHOT.
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If you decide to give up wine, you dont actually live longer.. It will just feel like it.
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If you have to ask if its too early to drink wine, you?re an amateur and we cant be friends.
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