Cocktails
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Somebody left a grocery list in my cart that said “wine and stuff to eat with wine’, so I am pretty sure my soulmate is out there.
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Someone offered me grapes, but I declined. I’m not used to consuming wine in pill form.
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Someone should open a drive-thru that just sells fries and wine.
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Sometimes I drink a glass of of water just to surprise my liver.
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Sometimes I fantasize about a world where pizza makes you skinny and wine is always 75% off!
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Sometimes I write “Drink Wine” on my to-do list just to feel like I achieved something.
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Sometimes the best moments in life are the simple ones. Like having cheese doodles and wine.
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Sophisticated, seductive, complex and full-bodied.
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Step aside water. This is a job for wine.
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Stop saying I’m hard to shop for. Surely you know where the liquor store is.
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Surround yourself with people who have issues. Because people who have issues always have alcohol.
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Sweet Cherry Wine. So very fine.
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Take me to your litre!
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Tequila Because it’s Mexico Somewhere
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Tequila Mockingbird
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Tequila probably won’t fix your life, but it is worth a shot.
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